Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta jokes

Santa Banta jokes

 Santa te banta jungle to ja rhe si, 
achanak ik sher samno aa gya, 
santa : chal isde naal ladde hai, 
banta : oye kuch taan laaz kar eh ik(1) te asi 2.

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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

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