flirt sms

You know, you look like a potato. And I love potatoes.

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I heard you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.

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MindBlowing Flirt: Boy: ‘
Hey do you like water?
Girl: ‘Yeah…’ Boy: ‘Good, then you already like 70% of me.’ 😛 😉

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Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife…. Girl : Ohhh… What’s Your Wife’s Name? Boy : I’m Not Married Yet… 😉 Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. ! 🙂